Ba de ya! Say, do you remember? Ba de ya! Dancing in September? Ba de ya! Never was a cloudy day!
It’s Friday, you’re at the Funhouse, come on in, blah blah blah.
It occurs to me that the first month of Spooky Action At A Distance was the digital equivalent of an old and obsolete product repackaged with a fancy new name and prominently displayed at the front of the store beneath a sign declaring “15% New Material!” I would like to thank all of you readers old and new for indulging so many re-posts from the archives. I promise that everything from here on out will be new content — including, of course, the final installments of Ningun Santuario that I will be composing soon. Also coming this fall will be a dual interview with my friend Merbear74 of knockedoverbyafeather. If you’re unfamiliar with her work, do yourself a favor and give her page a follow. She’s honest and kind and awesome and crude and gut-bustingly funny and she has an impressive command of vulgarity. If that’s not enough to convince you to give her a read, I’m not sure what else I can say. What draws people to a web page? Wait, I know: BOOBIES!! How about that? Are you following her yet? Good.
Have a great Labor Day weekend, Comrades. Here’s Sarah Silverman tackling a difficult subject with her characteristic sensitivity: