Friday Funhouse 7: Universe

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Bienvenidos, Funhouse fans.

Nothing makes sense anymore. The human race has lost its collective mind and the little rock upon which we reside may soon be incapable of supporting life. For all my talk of our inseparability from the Universe, I’m beginning to think that if it is indeed a conscious entity as many theoretical astrophysicists contend, it would probably consider the loss of Earth and the billions of people inhabiting it a relief, like the aftermath of passing a kidney stone.

Since I am at a loss to provide any solutions to our shared plight, perhaps a collaboration of better minds than I possess may help to unravel this most perplexing of mysteries. To that end, I give you a scientific exploration of the Universe and its purpose presented by Bill Nye The Science Guy, Amy Schumer, Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson:

12 thoughts on “Friday Funhouse 7: Universe

  1. It’s true. I did the same thing when I was in my 20’s. Like, I wasn’t going to eat the last Hershey bar and then a commercial came on about Kit Kats and I thought, the universe is trying to tell me that yes, I need to eat that Hershey bar after all.

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  2. “I’m beginning to think that if it is indeed a conscious entity as many theoretical astrophysicists contend, it would probably consider the loss of Earth and the billions of people inhabiting it a relief, like the aftermath of passing a kidney stone.”

    We are one of its many sandboxes. One universe-day, it will turn its attention back to our dear, old planet and say, “What on earth is this?”

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  3. Every time I watch football, the universe produces me a 30-second segment during breaks that tells me it’s okay to drink more beer. Who am I to argue with the universe?

    “We’re just a planet, surrounded by space. Big space, dark space.” ~Donald Trump

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