Welcome back to the Funhouse! Whether you’re a fan of fun or of houses, you’re in the right place. Except that this isn’t really a place. It’s certainly not a house. Whether or not it’s fun is entirely subjective. But it’s Friday the 13th and apparently, today’s date is considered a bad omen to some and a long-winded shark-jumping movie franchise to others. It means nothing to me, truth be told, but it did provide me with a convenient excuse to write this pointless opening paragraph.
Shit, now I’ve started another paragraph and I have even less to say because I blathered on about Friday the 13th about as much as I could in the first paragraph. Why am I so devoid of introductory topics to lead into the obligatory Friday video, you ask? Because on the first of October, I promised all of you that I would refrain from discussing anything of a political nature for the entire month. I understand that this is my web page and as such, I can renege on that pledge if I so choose but it was also a challenge to myself so I’m sticking to it. Expect one hell of a catharsis on the first of November but in the meantime, let’s see what else there is to talk about.
I just hopped over to CNN’s Entertainment section in the hopes that I would find some ridiculous piece of trivial celebrity news about which to wax insignificant, but every headline seems to be related to the fat pig movie mogul. Of course, I could find plenty to say about that if I wanted, but it’s not really Funhouse fodder, is it?
How about those Knicks?
Alright, fuck it, let’s just get on with it. Here’s David Letterman stealing the show in a scene from Chris Elliott’s cinematic masterpiece, Cabin Boy: