Linda Belcher is the undisputed queen of improvised show tunes. Rather than try to improve upon her already perfect Thanksgiving song of unbridled gratitude, I’ll let it speak for itself. May you all be surrounded by people who love you today. As you partake in food and drink, I hope you’ll reflect on Linda’s profound words:
PASS the cranberry sauce, we’re having mashed potatoes! Ooh, the turkey looks great! Thank you for loving me. Thank you for being there. Thank you for loving me. Everyone’s thanking — the whole world’s thanking you. Thanking us for thanking you. Kill the turkey!